Score: 0

"Seriously..."

submission: [KK] 336 / 8 = 42

date: March 19, 2008

This is the same piece every time. You're lazy, and you suck at flash.

In order to get better, first learn how to use flash. Then actually create something you (or in fact ANYONE) would like to see.

Score: 8

"Hahaha"

submission: Low Health

date: March 19, 2008

Yeah that was pretty good. Think I saw a webcomic with this same joke, but seeing it animated was gold. Plus the wanted star was worth a giggle just by itself.

Score: 8

"Hey, pretty good"

submission: Random Defence

date: March 19, 2008

I'd prefer something with a storyline, but that aside, this is very well balanced, and overall pretty entertaining. The upgrade system is just right; easy to understand, tricky to use effectively.

Score: 8

"Sweet!"

submission: MECI

date: March 18, 2008

Conceptually the coolest thing I've seen on NG. But uhh... in execution... is it even POSSIBLE to die?

Yeah. Turned out to be way, way, WAY too easy. I'd like to see this treated as the introduction chapter to the eventual masterpiece that the collection will be. But then, I'm hopelessly optimistic.

Score: 8

"LMAO"

submission: Iceblock visits southpark

date: March 18, 2008

Best clock ever. Barely ten seconds of a really, REALLY overdone joke, and it still rocks. I generally don't like the crew's work, but this is right up my alley.

Score: 6

"Potential!"

submission: Astroknights defense

date: March 18, 2008

Now, I enjoy the game quite a bit, for what it is. I can understand the philosophy behind creating it, as all other games of this sort are just about filling the air with bullets. That said, the whole thing feels extremely half-assed. It's visually sketchy at best. It could be a lot more involving with a setting-defined protagonist; a spaceship, rather than some huge frickin' guy. Or even just change the coloration to make it a robot or mech.

This could have some real potential if pacing and immersive quality are addressed. I'd certainly come back for another try.

Score: 8

"Sick!"

submission: Sick Joke Collection III

date: March 18, 2008

I kinda feel like I'm ripping off real flash submissions giving this an 8, but it's just too funny. I can't justify going any lower.

Score: 1

"Erm... nope, sorry."

submission: Line Life 6

date: March 18, 2008

I don't doubt that this means something to you, but you're not here to give me the artist's interpretation, and frankly I don't think this deserves the space regardless.
You're supposed to be catering to an audience here, and I can conceive of no potential audience for this besides the friends you make watch it.

You seem to have some technical skills, so can we see them in actual use please?

Score: 0

"Sterility Embodied"

submission: Irish Day

date: March 18, 2008

You know those MadTV and SNL skits that just keep going despite not even being really funny once, and you change the channel and come back five minutes later and the SAME one liner is repeated yet again? Concentrate all of those ever written into a singular joke, with a singular punchline, and you have the clock crew.

One trick ponies get put down fast. Find a new gimmick. This one got old the day you came up with it.

And yes, I know this submission will get nepotism-based 10's by the bucketload. Bush got a nepotism based presidency; That doesn't prevent him from sucking hard.

Score: 5

"Well..."

submission: Socio

date: March 18, 2008

I mean, it's not terrible, but the control scheme definitely tripped me up. W and S are the wrong keys to pick. It's not pretty enough or original enough to get anything but a basic pass from me. Feels like I've played far more interesting versions of the same concept all over NG.

Still, an anarchist protagonist could lend itself to all sorts of games. You may be on to something with that bit.